After years of research I finally solved one of the greatest mobile home mysteries of all-time.

Why normal, kind and polite human beings would turn into battery charger stealing, bitch-lipping assholes hours after moving into their new home. Which is a mobile home.

3 things have to happen at once.

Aluminum, 12,20 or 24 wide by 64 ft. and being limited in intelligence..

Within minutes of moving in their mobile home the aluminum starts to melt their tiny brain.

Because of the shape of the trailer

Here is Vills Capri's management committee.

Here is Mark. He turned into a cross dressing, golf cart battery charger stealing slug.