TROLL OF THE CENTURY
TROLL OF THE CENTURY



THE TROLLOF THE CENTURY

My name is Troll Tracker. I track trols fo a living.

Sport Illustrated had Ali.

ESPN had the great Micheal Jordan.

Now we are voting for the "Top Troll of the Century".

Every message board has a troll. And with over 27 million message boards, that's a alot of trolls.

These are the top trolls.

Study each candidate and vote.

If you feel there is a more worthy troll, make him your write-in vote.

Ladies and gentlemen,here are your flake finalists.

Nominees in random order.


SLUG NO. 1


RAIDERFOOL

This slug can't be overlooked, his posts in the
Dallas Cowboy message board ranks him truly an asshole.
His fantasy is Troy Aikman, for he loves to falsely
state Troy is a homosexual. (out of the finalist,
he brings up the word homosexual virtually in all
his posts). Maybe it is where he is from, the
bay with the gays. Harrahs has him a even odds
to be the winner.


SLUG NO. 2



WHINER MIKE

This worm is your typical whiner fan (worst fans in sports). A arrogant little bitch. This awesome asshole spends more time on Ram message boards than he does his pathetic team board.

He bitch-lips about the real ram messageboard because they don't put up with his immature posts.

This worm knows shit about the history of the whiners. fact

harrahs has this bitch at 3-1


SLUG NO. 3


SWAMITIME

Mr. Bitchlips fits this slug to a tee.

Swamitime is a relentless slug.

His posts are about another poster fucking his dog.

But what is worse he tries to find out where you work and tries to get you fired.

Just a class act.

He is the new generation of posters.

A primma donna in his prime.

Harrah's has Mr. BITCHLIPS at 4-5)


PATS20 RAMS21

Take a good look at this slug.

What you see him doing is posting the same slime-puppy post with the headline "Do you remember who won the Super Bowl?"

This is a new kind of troll.

The new age asshole.

Not only is he a slug to the Ramfans on the ESPN Ram Board. Fans of the Pats think he is an asshole too.

He is relentless at being a slime-puppy punk.

Has over 1000 posts on the Rams message board.
Has the potential to be the Babe Ruth of primma-donna's. Harrah's has him at 3-1.


VOTING BREAKDOWNON NO.1 TROLL


EL4

The reason why EL4 made the list he is the only person who emailed me wanting to be all-time troll.
He is a longshot at 20-1.


IF IKNEW

ATTENTION!!! ONE MORE TROLL ADDED

RADMAN


RADMAN

This troll could be the sleeper of the century.

I got a email that said "Troll tracker please check out Radman on the St. Louis dispatch board."

I read his posts and am impressed!!!!

He could be the Babe Ruth of Trolls.

He states that he is a multi-BILLIONAIRE
and over 100 corporations and is a Ramfan.

All three are bullshit.

He is relentless with everyone.

He could give Swamitime (in my opinion top troll) a run at the troll of the century.

The sad part is he won't get many votes.

Because he gets banned where ever he goes.

He is the new age asshole.

Check him out if you can find him.

BEST BETS

Swamitime will be a big favorite, but, he hasn't been the same in a couple of years.
In his prime there was none better.

Seahag fans are a steal at 10 to 1.

Center means well he is just dim. Wait a couple of years to see how he goes.

Raiderfool has always been a pretender than a contender. Shy away from this slug.

EL4 was a throw-in but could rally.

Ownage is a threat period.

NO FACTS LOMAX is coming of age. Truly the biggest jerk on the internet or for that matter on the planet. He has over 10,000 posts just on googles group.

20 pat 17 is relentless the new age asshole will be charging hard.

MY PICKS.

A two way parlay with the LOSER and PATSY.

PATSY HAS CLASS AND INTELLIGENCE

THE LOSER IS WELL A LOSER.


FAVORITE EMAILS

(msniner)
Raiders Rule. that guy is an asshole. :-)

(James Kerr)
I think Mike for "all Time" troll, mike wilson aka Swamitime has to win...hands down.
He has quieted down since the niners have started to suck (last two years) but he is definately the winner.

(Todd)
hey fuck-wade, where the hell is Walter B. Berry on this list.

(robert munson)
Did I really get that many votes? And why?
GO RAIDERS!!!
Robert Munson
Los Angeles, CA, U.S.A.

(EL4)
don't forget me!!! EL4
i trolled you guys pretty badly during the eagle's games.
I'm not sorry,but I do want recognition!!!

(Stanman)
Are you really taking bets on who is going to
win? If you are, how do I bet?

THE FOG SAYS:
fan-man....the worst......even e-mailed me trash

VikefanTam says:
Excellent site! As a lifelong Vikings fan and avid follower of the Vikings newsgroup, I know all about trolls.
You should add:
Swamitime (huge racist prick - Niners fan) MPace11 (who made fun of the death of the Vikings' OC - Falcons fan) 49erboy (unless it's the same person as Whinerboy - Niners fan) Lil Sarah (Seahawks fan who set a record of trolls posts in the Bucs' NG and failed to show up when the Bucs whipped the Hawks)
Thanks!
Tammy



KEN SITS
Since the playoffs began several weeks ago, you should mention some of the new trolls that have made their presence known.

Her they are in according to stupidity:

1) Ghost Brian
2) Raminator
3) Little Tommy

Again, thanks for the laughs.

Don't forget to post this to *all* the football Newsgroups as I'm sure the other fans have people they would like represented. Let them know that your site has been update to include additional morons :-)

RODNEY HARRISON
Hello there. Nice page you got going. I'm quite surprised that red@5.com and Brad Hagen didn't even make the vote, let alone the final four. red@5.com is just a pure freak of nature while Brad Hagen is a genuine 100% loser. Anyway, that's my 2 cents and I would've voted for either of them. But my vote definitely goes to Bozak. He's so completely out of tune with reality he honestly doesn't think himself a troll.
Hello there. Nice page you got going. I'm quite surprised that red@5.com and Brad Hagen didn't even make the vote, let alone the final four. red@5.com is just a pure freak of nature while Brad Hagen is a genuine 100% loser. Anyway, that's my 2 cents and I would've voted for either of them. But my vote definitely goes to Bozak. He's so completely out of tune with reality he honestly doesn't think himself a troll.

JOHN H. SAYS
"Why don't you put the vote on the Rivals
site, there is quality assholes there.

Steve Johnson Says
"CalifTom is a putz whiner fan, check him out."

(Bobway)
"All I ask was if this 49er site was restricted. And this guy named perfect stranger, someone who I never heard of, writes "assholes can't get in". Where were you when the voting of the top troll was being taken? Your a talented troll".

(Raven1)
I think this is great and Raiderfool has to be the no. 1 asshole




(Mike J Carrillo)
I definately vote for "Mr.BitchLips" (Patsy20Rams21).
There are other a-holes, but this one is the worst. ( It even has a "sidekick" that shows up)..called Oral machine.


Dannie Gipe writes
Pats20Rams17 is the uber troll of the century!!!!

This guy consistency pounds the frail ego?s of the Rams fans by reminding them constantly of their super bowl choke and failure.

I give 300 votes to this Elite troll!!

-Dannie K. Gipe


(Paul Andrews)

I give my vote to Pats20Rams17. Without a doubt, the worst thing about the internet. He has no life at all. Even his fellow Pat fans hate him. He makes me sick.

(robjpensa)

Mr. Bitchlips (Pats20Rams17) is going to run away with this contest in a landslide before this season is over. With the help of some other of his bitch friends who some think are the same person (this includes OWNAGEMACHINE, Vikingmachine2003, SaintsBadBoy, Proplayer00) these assholes have pretty much cleaned out the ESPN Rams board of all informative posting whatsoever.

Hands down, Bitchlips is the sickest mofo troll I?ve ever seen.

Crown the whore now


(chris chambers)

Your the biggest asshole for making this puke site. And your no Ramfan, I will put money on it.
TROLL

(Dean Mason)
I truly did study the four candidates and there is only on winner, SWAMITIME!!!! This fucking inbred has no equal.

(bily)
If you do this again next year. You got to go to LARAMS AUTOGRAPH SITE and to their message board. Cause there is a sleeper that could be the slug of century. His name is Philly Vinnie and he has potential. Just needs some more seasoning. By the way great site and my vote is for Vinnie filly.

(Young gunnes)
Hey Trollfucker, why don't you and your butt boy, Patsgirl, go fuck each other. But, you probably the same queer so go FUCK YOURSELF. I am going to write to webtv (only a lowlife like you would own a webtv) and put in complaints of this chicken shit site. fucking faggot.

(larryguy)
Check out the St. Louis Rams board, there is a slug with potential. He goes by the name "I". I will give him my vote, but, nothing compares to that jerk swamitime or the woman, the heal the faggot.

(THE MAD HATTER)
I.VOTE.FOR.MYSELF.ALSO
ROOKIE.OF.THE.YEAR!!!.YEA.GO.ME
I.WILL.DESTROY.SWAMPYSLIME.AMD.HIS.GAY.CAT

(Jake Marshall)

swamitime

(THE MAD HATTER)

I.WILL.PERSOMALLY.FILL.THE.VALLOT.VOXES.WITH.VOTES.FOR.ME.SUCH.AS.W.DID.AT.THE.ELECTIOMS.FOR.I.AM.THE.HATTER.OF.MADDMESS
A.SOCIOPATHIC.PARAMOID.SCHIZOPHREMIC.WITH.SEVERE.DELUSIOMS.OF.GRAMDEUR.AMD.ILLUSIOMS.OF.IMVIMCIVILITY
ALL.HAIL.^Z^



(Micheal Schweinberg)

goes to OWNAGE
Too funny!!!!


(Montanafan)

Studio Gold, he makes these third grade poems that he thinks are classic, fucking idiot.

(Clairbear)

MadHatter definitely gets my vote


(Ken Davis)
You get my vote for this stupid site. asshole.

(Al Baker)
Garcia fan.

(Andrew Cantrell)
Tulawdog on the official Rams message board. He created something we did in 7th grade. What an idiot.

(b33r says)
A vote for OWNAGEMACHINE???..the worst troll of all time

RobJ
How the hell does OWNAGEMACHINE not have a picture and description on your website is beyong me !!!!????? You should play some shortbus music with a picture of this freak who probably lives in a trailer park in Southern Arkansas.

This shitstain is on dozens of boards regularly ripping the regulars and rubbing it in during all embarrassing losses. He is most commonly seen on the ESPN RAMS and LAKERS boards?????just ask the regulars how much of a asshat he is!


Dave Grant
Tmanx is without a doubt the top troll.

W. Terry
First, great site. Tmanx for sure. Just a punk

William Cantrell
"Where does this loser lomax guy hang out?
Before I make my bets i need to see him run".

Richard
"My vote is for Lomax. And it is nothing to do with football.

Peter B.
Go to the Giants (baseball) message board and check out MH or Martha and ask yourself one question. "How would you like that over your shoulder every morning while having your bacon and eggs?".

(egor0
"You should pull karate out. And replace him with the seahag fans. (done)

"SWAMITIME IS A NO. 1


(waller)
get a life.

(ADAMLARAMFAN)

Radman will give a run at the top troll of the century. Check this worm out on the St. Louis board


THERE IS QUITE A FEW MORE EMAILS
THAT ARE GREAT. I WILL POST THEM
AFTER WORK






NFL GURU.....153 votes
SPIKE.............144 votes
PATSY............ 136 votes
SWAMITIME....93 votes
SBB...................78 votes
TROLLTRACKER (ME) 11 votes
OWNAGE...........29 votes
Philly Vinnie........11 vote
"I"........................12 vote
MAD HATTER....9 votes
STUDIO GOLD...1 vote
MAGIC FAN........5 votes
TULAWDOG........1 vote
CALIFTOM..........4 votes
JOETHOMO........2 votes
KARATE.............14 votes
HAWKFAN..........11 votes
LOMAX................28 votes
RUN PILOT.........1 votes


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